I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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