her vagine was all disorganized.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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