I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
