uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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