So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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