on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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