she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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its like you know when i get waxed
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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