bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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