So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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