I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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