Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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