so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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