in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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