people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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