I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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