Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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