Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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