Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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