I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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