do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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