"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
