i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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