we were pretty classy up until the second keg
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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