I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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