How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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