On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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