this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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