No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I am available for nakedness
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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