ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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