you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Randomize
