Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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