Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Someone shattered a urinal.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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