My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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