oh god the rape fog is back!
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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