Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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