you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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