she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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