So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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