I hate your face
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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