it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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