Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
