Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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