I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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