She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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