Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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