I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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