i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I just threw up on my dentist
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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