i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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