Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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