Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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