Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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