my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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